Category Archives: weird n wacky

Darth Vader : Land for space cruiser!

Darth Vader?? Land ??

Yes…it’s true… Mr Vader wants a piece of land …

&& yes… Darth Vader is Ukrainian.Disappointed smile yes… I know…the Mind-Boggling meter went up a notch.

A man dressed up as the famous Star Wars villain went to the mayor’s office claiming a free land plot . According to Ukrainian legislation, every Ukrainian citizen has the right to 1000 square meters of land , and who isn’t going to get their piece of that?? Thumbs upGo Darth!!!   AlienAlienAlien

The dark villain said , I am Darth Vader, the right hand of Emperor Palpatine,” . (good isn’t he?) And Mr Vader’s intro [ with background music Thumbs upNote] was followed by ,”Knowing that many deputies and the mayor have switched to the dark side, I have come for a land plot…for my space cruiser.”

 

yes , he said that.

 

The man did eventually remove his helmet and prove his Ukrainianism with his passport and his application was accepted and will be considered.

wooohoooo!!! Whadduuup DARTH!!! Winking smile

Watch the  action here (Youtube video)… click me …you know you wanna Smile

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PICTURE: Darth Vader man holding his application papers Smile 

Credit: Reuters/Stringer

xxo…

a5il Ninja

Shunsuke : Famous Pomeranian

This little, Japanese canine has his own Facebook and twitter pages with fans who look at and read about his whereabouts everyday.

Yes , that’s correct , the “cutest dog in japan” has up to 55,000 fans checking into his pages everyday just to know what he’s doggy day is like.

He makes regular television appearances and has 2 books published!!!

 

This 10 year old cutey-pie is rumoured to possibly pursue a career in politics in the near future !!!

Yes, that’s correct , this dog is more successful than a lot of us Homo sapiens .

I have an urge to go sit down and sort my life out now…

seriously though…

farewell dear reader…

xxo

a5il


			

i guess that’s why its called a Fettish :/

The most common fettish that I know of is a toe fettish…Some guys are just obsessd with girls toes or how they look 🙂 🙂

But this man Michael Robert Wyatt, 50 years of age :/.. Has taken the Toe Fettish to a whole new level!!

He is commonly known as the “Toe Sucking Fairy” 😀 and was aressted about 10 years ago for pretending to be a podiatrist and literally sucking a random womans toes at a clothing store…

10 years later ( like now recently ), after being realeased from prison…the Toe Sucking Fairy STRIKES AGAIN :0 !! This time, asking to woman at local stores to suck their toes, after complementing them on their nice feet! … Earlier that month, a 83 year old lady told police that a strange man approached her while she was sitting on a chair infront of her apartment..he took off her shoes and started sucking on her toes!!!

I don’t know about you but wow, I was sooo grossed out by this….

To read more on this Bizzare man go to : http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE78Q38420110927?irpc=935

Xoxo
3l0c1n

Phobia’s are Trending ;)

I AM WATCHING YOU !!Feeling strange about something? Scared of a person, animal or object?? Cant stand being alone?? or around people with weirdly shaped beards??  Whatever it is.. Theres a name for it!! and this simply means..You are not alone 🙂

So what is a Phobia? An extreme or irrational fear of something. Yes, okay i know what your thinking… you probably dont have a phobia. But you’d be supised to find out that your little irritation of  the person you hate’s, heart beat..is indeed a PHOBIA!!..

Here are a few Wacky Phobias that i’m sure you’ve never heard of ..and probably might have.

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing (mmm…:/)

Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor

Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Gelotophobia- Fear of being laughed at.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins :O

Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons 🙂

Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Katsaridaphobia- Fear of cockroaches.

And saving the best for last:

Anatidaephobia — the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you 😀

hahahahhahahahah 🙂 aah HILARIOUS…oh sorry..very serious if you have on of these:( get help or talk to someone about it 🙂 who knows..you might make plentyl of new friends*

if you do not have any of the above…but think you might have something else.. just visit http://phobialist.com/ and your bound to find what your looking for 🙂

xoxo 3l0c1n

5 things we love about LADY GAGA <3

Every Friday I feel sort of inspired to rush home, dress up and put on some intense Drag queen make-up 🙂 Really! Imagine doing that for a living..people looking up to you because you do it 🙂

Lady Gaga is by far the most iconic star when it comes to weird ass fashion 🙂 she’s always so origional in everyway and in everything she wears*

So I was thinking to myself there must be more reasons why people adore Lady gaga so much!

Here are the top reasons I found:

1: She’s Fearless.
Does what she wants when she wants to and she’s not afraid to show it 🙂 she doesn’t do things for acceptance* she simply does it to express herself* and for that, I respect her!

2: Her Crazy Hair
Whether its a large bow or a rainbow of colours Lady Gaga’s hair is always over the top 🙂 and leaves everyone talking!! She loves her hairstyles so much she even wrote a song about it called “Hair” Its simply FABULOUS*

3. Her shoes!
I’m sure everyone knows what I’m talking about when It comes to Gaga’s shoes!! They’re weird, they’re wonderful , they’re glamorous and they’re HIGH!! The fact that she designs her own shoes just make them more unique and origional!! They’re highly noticeable and demand attention*

4: Her talent!!
To top it all off Gaga is an amazingly talented singer!! I’m pretty sure there isint anyone on this earth that doesn’t have a Lady Gaga song somewhere on their cellphones!! Her music appeals to everyone and is extremly relatable!! Whether your happy, sad, angry or just want to party hard and dance your ass off..you know you can rely on Gaga to meet your needs 🙂

So there you have it* 4 reasons why we absoloutly ADORE Lady Gaga 🙂

Xoxo
3l0c1n

Ever wanted to be a Vampire ?

Vampire movies are everywhere these days* And I guess since its trending people are becoming more and more interested in the topic!! But how far would you really go to prove your a vampire? Or that they actually exist! 🙂

I recently read a news headline that caught my attention as both shocking and extremely insane*

“Woman Bites elderly man in “Vampire” attack”

Basically what happend is a Woman who claimed to be a Vampire, viciously began biting an elderly man on his face and arms! To make matters worse the poor guy was in a wheelchair!! They met one night at a vacant restaurant and before he knew it , this woman was ontop of him saying “I am a vampire and I am going to eat you”….

To read more on this story go to:
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE78B4CQ20110912?irpc=935

In my opinion this is taking the whole Vampire craze to a whole new level!! Really, I love Vampire movies , but this..this is just insane! But I guess everyone has there own crazy ways of showing and expressing their love for it*

Haha
Xoxo