“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…”
― Dr. Seuss
From the doctor of doctors
So wow Haven’t posted in forever, But Hey..on Holiday and this Game Reserve has Terrible Signal !! a very much needed stress free Break
In Shangai China, there was recently a Massive Pillow Battle!! Yes.. With pillows
What happend is thousands of people gathered for a massive Pillow fight.. The Pillows had the names of Horrible Bosses and Teachers on them thus blowing off stress for everyone participating.
This is actually a anual event.. The pillow fight lasts for two days leading up to christmass
I guess we would all love stress free christmass.
My christmass was Fabulous by the way
I think I prefer voodoo dolls over pillows with names on them! Major stress releaver
To read more on the pillow fight go to :http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE7BP02I20111226?irpc=935
Not into the whole pillow fight or voodoo doll thing there’s always things such as stress balls and running and all those other lame stress releavers
Just make sure you Have a stress free Holiday
Some of you may have heard of this before, since it did happen quite some time ago*
But me.. Well I only found out abit this TODAY..
In Japan there used to be and probably still are, Vending machines that sell Underwear that has been WORN by Schoolgirls!!!
Haha! WOW.. WHAT!!?? (Was my origional reaction)
So inside the Vending Machine the used items of underwear are individually wrapped with a picture of the Schoolgirl who Origionally wore them :/
Ewww!! How can any1 be into that sort of thing!!
There are many questions.. Like does it cost extra if its extra smelly? Or crusty?? EWWWW
And what makes you so sure that the underwear has actually been worn by SchoolGirls!!
I have some good news though. The Japanese Government has banned selling used underwear…yaaay
Bad news, They can still probably be found allover
So I just thought I’d share this unusual little piece of information with you
So you are sitting in class or the office, the boardroom, the living room whatever * and you suddenly let out a long awaited Yawn!
After apologising (or not) for your unexpected display , Someone else that saw you Yawn, starts to Yawn too.. And then someone that saw them Yawn starts to Yawn and its just a whole Yawning matter
So why is the so called “Yawn” so Contagious??
Well , scientists say Yawning is a shared experience that increases social bonding :D..just like laughing or crying :O
Now, I’m not that big on understanding science, but basically .. When someone Yawns, you also feel the sudden urge to Yawn..
Due to a thing called the mirror nueron system (a system that gives you the urge to imitate others)
And in order to Yawn, the desire must pass through this system!!
Wow. I’m confused and bored with science
But hey you guys learnt something new*
Darth Vader?? Land ??
Yes…it’s true… Mr Vader wants a piece of land …
&& yes… Darth Vader is Ukrainian. yes… I know…the Mind-Boggling meter went up a notch.
A man dressed up as the famous Star Wars villain went to the mayor’s office claiming a free land plot . According to Ukrainian legislation, every Ukrainian citizen has the right to 1000 square meters of land , and who isn’t going to get their piece of that?? Go Darth!!!
The dark villain said , “I am Darth Vader, the right hand of Emperor Palpatine,” . (good isn’t he?) And Mr Vader’s intro [ with background music ] was followed by ,”Knowing that many deputies and the mayor have switched to the dark side, I have come for a land plot…for my space cruiser.”
yes , he said that.
The man did eventually remove his helmet and prove his Ukrainianism with his passport and his application was accepted and will be considered.
wooohoooo!!! Whadduuup DARTH!!!
Watch the action here (Youtube video)… click me …you know you wanna
PICTURE: Darth Vader man holding his application papers
aaah ;) Nursery Rhymes!! we all know them, baa baa black sheep, humpty dumpty and lets not forget the dear old HEY diddle diddle
Ive always wondered what they actually mean?? Because if i may be honest..they make no scense and are absoloutly WACKED!! yet..we still love them, i meann come on.who could hate an endles rhyming random song
Clapping rhymes were my favourite..still are! but only now do i see how mental the average clapping rhyme truly is
Take for example :
“i went to a chinese reaturant”
Okay, so far so good…
“to buy a loaf of bread,bread,bread “
Err..Sorry?? .. you went to a chinese restaurant..to buy bread! What is this place!! :0
” I wrapped it up in a five pound note”
Wait, WHAT??? You did WHAT??…..anyway, Bread doesnt even cost five pounds.”
“And this is what they said,said,said
“My name is elvis presely,
Girls are sexy Sitting in the backseat
Drinking pepsi “
Not only have we spiralled strait into madness!!! but it seems to involve a peodophile restaurant owner, seducing he’s young customers by pretending to be a long- dead Rock n roll icon..
I THINK I NEED TO LIE DOWN FOR ABIT.
I know that these days, not everyone likes to have big families. But if you do, how BIG would you go?? 6 to maybe about 12 children MAX right??
Back in the day , waaaay back (1725-1765) There lived this ordinary man named Feodor Vassilyev in Shuya, Russia.
NO! I am not about to bore you with histroy..I’m about to Blow your Mind!!
Anyway* this man had, what you could call “Mutant Sperm” !! Yes that’s right! MUTANT
He’s first wife, had a total of 27 pregnancies..but wait, that’s not all … It gets freakier!! From those 27 pregnancies she gave birth to:
+ 16 pairs of TWINS*
+ 7 sets of TRIPLETS
+ 4 sets of QUADRUPLETS!!!!
67 of the 69 kids survived infancy
So you would think, that after having 67 children, Feodor Vassilyev in Shuya, Russia, would have been satisfied! BUT NO, he took he’s mutant sperm to his SECOND wife and BAMN! She gave Birth to :
+ 6 sets of TWINS
+ 2 sets of TRIPLETS!!!!
hehehe* so Feodor Vassilyev in Shuya, Russia had a total of 82 LIVINg children!!
This is all abit to much for me to take in, let alone actually BELIEVE!!* consider my mind, officially blown!!
Want proof?? Google it haha
I wish you all happy families
What defines “having purpose”?
Is it really even that important? How do you really know what your purpose is? if you have any at all…
&& how do we decide what truly is …our reason to be walking the face of this Earth..?
Talents , success & reaching the top , the energy we project into others’ lives…Things we do… how we affect the space around us..
When do you realise …why you wake up every morning…
What if that morning never comes…
What happens when you reach the top… and there’s a vacancy where that feeling of fulfilment is supposed to be…
Or you’ve had purpose all your life …you just didn’t know.
Keep searching for something that you can’t see is right in front of you and it will get kinda depressing…
Is it the moment you wake up , stare into loves eyes and know that.. he’s your purpose?
Is he really?
Is it when you hold the life you’ve created and brought into this horrible-beautiful world?
Is it really?
Do you have one true purpose… ?
Really only one?
& what if that reason… is no more…
Do you then no longer need to be roaming the planet?
Am i even making sense right now? No…you are not.
I think i just want to “live & let live”… and keep myself almost sane for now…
Good idea hun…